Heh

Mar. 5th, 2007 11:32 am
ebonlock: (Monarch)
Shorter entire goutosphere, circa 2001-2007, a play

Enter RIGHT BLOGOSPHERE and LEFT BLOGOSPHERE. In the background, images variously flash of KITTENS, 9/11, ANIME CHICKS, CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP, STUPID INDIE ROCK, and THE Ms. WORLD PAGEANT

9/11/01
RIGHT and LEFT blogosphere: Oh, shit!

(pause for justifiable and widely supported war in AFGHANISTAN. War is approaching successful conclusion when RIGHT BLOGOSPHERE interrupts)

RIGHT blogosphere: Because I remain fearful, that dude over there should go somewhere or other and get his face blown off.

LEFT blogosphere: What? That’s an incredibly stupid idea.

RIGHT blogosphere: You are a traitor, and should be hanged, shot, run down by an angry mob, attacked by domestic terrorists, attacked by foreign terrorists, or denied your freedom of movement and action.

LEFT blogosphere: What the fuck? You’re cavalierly sending others to their doom, I fucking well have the obligation to respond.

RIGHT blogosphere: Oh great, pottymouth. You’ve ruined everything. Now we have to kill EVERYONE!

LEFT blogosphere: What the fuck? You titanic assholes.

(repeat final six lines until everyone except RIGHT blogosphere is depressed, angry, or dead)

FIN

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