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ebonlockShorter entire goutosphere, circa 2001-2007, a play
Enter RIGHT BLOGOSPHERE and LEFT BLOGOSPHERE. In the background, images variously flash of KITTENS, 9/11, ANIME CHICKS, CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP, STUPID INDIE ROCK, and THE Ms. WORLD PAGEANT
9/11/01
RIGHT and LEFT blogosphere: Oh, shit!
(pause for justifiable and widely supported war in AFGHANISTAN. War is approaching successful conclusion when RIGHT BLOGOSPHERE interrupts)
RIGHT blogosphere: Because I remain fearful, that dude over there should go somewhere or other and get his face blown off.
LEFT blogosphere: What? That’s an incredibly stupid idea.
RIGHT blogosphere: You are a traitor, and should be hanged, shot, run down by an angry mob, attacked by domestic terrorists, attacked by foreign terrorists, or denied your freedom of movement and action.
LEFT blogosphere: What the fuck? You’re cavalierly sending others to their doom, I fucking well have the obligation to respond.
RIGHT blogosphere: Oh great, pottymouth. You’ve ruined everything. Now we have to kill EVERYONE!
LEFT blogosphere: What the fuck? You titanic assholes.
(repeat final six lines until everyone except RIGHT blogosphere is depressed, angry, or dead)
FIN
Enter RIGHT BLOGOSPHERE and LEFT BLOGOSPHERE. In the background, images variously flash of KITTENS, 9/11, ANIME CHICKS, CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP, STUPID INDIE ROCK, and THE Ms. WORLD PAGEANT
9/11/01
RIGHT and LEFT blogosphere: Oh, shit!
(pause for justifiable and widely supported war in AFGHANISTAN. War is approaching successful conclusion when RIGHT BLOGOSPHERE interrupts)
RIGHT blogosphere: Because I remain fearful, that dude over there should go somewhere or other and get his face blown off.
LEFT blogosphere: What? That’s an incredibly stupid idea.
RIGHT blogosphere: You are a traitor, and should be hanged, shot, run down by an angry mob, attacked by domestic terrorists, attacked by foreign terrorists, or denied your freedom of movement and action.
LEFT blogosphere: What the fuck? You’re cavalierly sending others to their doom, I fucking well have the obligation to respond.
RIGHT blogosphere: Oh great, pottymouth. You’ve ruined everything. Now we have to kill EVERYONE!
LEFT blogosphere: What the fuck? You titanic assholes.
(repeat final six lines until everyone except RIGHT blogosphere is depressed, angry, or dead)
FIN
