Spock certainly did not require additional explication.

rexluscus is right, this is possibly the most brilliant thing ever and completely wins the internets:

SPORK! AN EROTIC LOVE STORY

Did you ever notice that the Star Trek audiobook could be edited together in such a way as to make it sound like Kirk and Spock are fucking? Surprisingly graphically?

Click the above link for the transcript or listen to the actual edited audio book below. It's filthy...I love it -

Spork! An Erotic Love Story (Edited Together From The Star Trek Audio Book) from cirrocumulus on Vimeo.

Needless to say I've downloaded this for future enjoyment.

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Ok so I did something a little crazy recently but I couldn't quite resist. The kitty rescue organization I used to work with sent out a plea for a bunch of kitties who'd been abandoned and were being abused by the local community. I agreed to take one on for socializing for two months so last night the very nice lady in charge of this rescue dropped a six month old kitten off and she's currently in my guest room.

Now I know what you're thinking but I also got permission from the group to bring Lola to their next adoption fair the first weekend of January, so no I'm not taking on 4 cats for the foreseeable future. As soon as the little one is ready to join her on the adoption fair circuit I'll be shuttling both of them over but it may take a few weeks. She's rather skittish and still a little feral, but I don't think it's going to take long to completely win her over.

So in the meantime I'm supposed to come up with a name for her (she's currently simply called "Eight") and I'm open to suggestions. ( Click this link to see what she looks like. )

She's a little schizophrenic at present, not sure she wants attention but loving it once the scritches start. She's a great eater and loves playing. If I had to describe her overall physical appearance I'd have to say...Hobbit-esque. She's kind of short and stubby with a truncated tail.

The geekier the suggestions the better :)