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Dead Reverend’s Rubber Fetish
Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap
OCTOBER 8–An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.
Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs. [Ed note: Spoiler alert! Dildo, condom, anus]
But wait, it gets better:
Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to “please refrain from speculation” about what led to Aldridge’s demise.At this point does anyone really need to speculate? Well, ok, I will admit I'm speculating away when it comes to wondering just how in the hell this guy died completely alone but also hogtied. And if anyone can explain why one wetsuit wouldn't be sufficient...wait, on second thought I don't think I want to know...
Have to admit, though, that on some level I just have to respect that level of dedication to getting off. Hell I can't even be bothered to schlepp down to the store to pick up some extra batteries if I'm out...but this guy. Well, damn.