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Deep Hurting
Dec. 11th, 2007 05:00 pmSometimes getting advance notice of DVD releases is a bad thing:
Dragonlance Standard DVD Widescreen
Street Date: January 15, 2008
Actors: Kiefer Sutherland, Lucy Lawless, Michael Rosenbaum
Genre: Animation
Synopsis: After 300 hundred years of peace, the world of Krynn has descended into darkness as the evil goddess Takhisis and her army of dragons threaten to dominate the lands. Can a small band of heroes, including the wizard Raistlin (Kiefer Sutherland), the priestess Goldmoon (Lucy Lawless), and the half-elven warrior Tanis (Michael Rosenbaum), save the world before all is lost? Based on the New York Times best-selling novel, DRAGONLANCE: DRAGONS OF AUTUMN TWILIGHT is an epic tale of might, magic, and monsters!
PRODUCT INFO:
Runtime: 1 Hr. 40 Min. Sec.
Languages: English Subtitled
Audio: 2.0 Surround, 5.1 Surround, Dolby Digital
US Rating: PG-13 - For Fantasy, Action and Violence.
DVD Features:
• Other: Original Test Animation
• Other: Initial Character Design
Yes my friends, the longest hour and forty minutes of your life plus a few pointless drawings and some animation that we didn't end up using in the actual feature so you know it's got to be worth the price of the DVD.
*sob*
Why must you producers rape my childhood and then slap it on a DVD to mock me with? Why?
Should you wish to see what abomination they've gone with on the cover, click here. Raistlin looks like a spastic, Tanis looks like a greeter at a goddamn Renaissance Faire ("What ho, good pilgrim! Seekest thou fresh ale or a hearty peasant bread?"), and Goldmoon, much as she was in the books, is just kinda there.
At least it's coming out after Xmas so nobody can buy it for me as a gag gift and I won't be forced to then beat them to death with the nearest blunt object after I receive it. So I guess that's something.
Dragonlance Standard DVD Widescreen
Street Date: January 15, 2008
Actors: Kiefer Sutherland, Lucy Lawless, Michael Rosenbaum
Genre: Animation
Synopsis: After 300 hundred years of peace, the world of Krynn has descended into darkness as the evil goddess Takhisis and her army of dragons threaten to dominate the lands. Can a small band of heroes, including the wizard Raistlin (Kiefer Sutherland), the priestess Goldmoon (Lucy Lawless), and the half-elven warrior Tanis (Michael Rosenbaum), save the world before all is lost? Based on the New York Times best-selling novel, DRAGONLANCE: DRAGONS OF AUTUMN TWILIGHT is an epic tale of might, magic, and monsters!
PRODUCT INFO:
Runtime: 1 Hr. 40 Min. Sec.
Languages: English Subtitled
Audio: 2.0 Surround, 5.1 Surround, Dolby Digital
US Rating: PG-13 - For Fantasy, Action and Violence.
DVD Features:
• Other: Original Test Animation
• Other: Initial Character Design
Yes my friends, the longest hour and forty minutes of your life plus a few pointless drawings and some animation that we didn't end up using in the actual feature so you know it's got to be worth the price of the DVD.
*sob*
Why must you producers rape my childhood and then slap it on a DVD to mock me with? Why?
Should you wish to see what abomination they've gone with on the cover, click here. Raistlin looks like a spastic, Tanis looks like a greeter at a goddamn Renaissance Faire ("What ho, good pilgrim! Seekest thou fresh ale or a hearty peasant bread?"), and Goldmoon, much as she was in the books, is just kinda there.
At least it's coming out after Xmas so nobody can buy it for me as a gag gift and I won't be forced to then beat them to death with the nearest blunt object after I receive it. So I guess that's something.
