Defend your masculine uniqueness!

[ebonlock]

I could build an entire Cafe Press store around this:

Feminists—or lesbians—as I like I like to call them, would love nothing more than to take your son and eradicate his masculine uniqueness.

I, for one, just live to destroy the masculine uniqueness of young lads. Hell, some days it's all that gets me out of bed in the morning. I sit there, pondering over a scone, just how much masculine uniqueness I can possibly eradicate in a single day. There just aren't enough hours in the day...

Comments

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Bah. I offered you the chance to destroy my masculine uniqueness and you said you were too busy dancing. Poser-lesbian!

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Fuck, does this mean I have to turn in my 10% discount card at OSH?