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Jan. 3rd, 2006 07:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ebonlockOk, so which is more pathetic:
1) The fact that I saw a 30 second trailer for Underworld 2 and immediately squealed like a little girl, "Hey, that's Tony Curran!"
or
2) The fact that Derek Jacobi was somehow convinced to appear in that film?
Just wondering...
1) The fact that I saw a 30 second trailer for Underworld 2 and immediately squealed like a little girl, "Hey, that's Tony Curran!"
or
2) The fact that Derek Jacobi was somehow convinced to appear in that film?
Just wondering...
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Date: 2006-01-04 05:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-04 05:47 pm (UTC)And so utterly wasted in this film. It's like when I found out that Dame Judi Densch was going to be in The Riddick Chronicles *shudder*.
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Date: 2006-01-04 06:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-04 07:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-04 05:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-04 07:23 am (UTC)Underworld 2 can't be that bad ... when compared to Blood Rayne.
Simply because HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED is responsible for the latter.
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Date: 2006-01-04 10:14 am (UTC)Bret Rattner?
Andrew Lloyd-Webber?
Adam Sandler?
Dario Argento?
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Date: 2006-01-04 10:22 am (UTC)Uwe Boll, the man who's made it his personal mission to be responsible for anally raping more video games while putting them on the big screen than anyone in the history of Hollyweird.
# Fear Effect (2008) (announced)
# Postal (2007) (announced)
# Far Cry (2006) (announced)
# Hunter: The Reckoning (2007) (pre-production)
# In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) (post-production)
# BloodRayne (2005)
# Alone in the Dark (2005)
# House of the Dead (2003)
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Date: 2006-01-04 11:10 am (UTC)And it's not as if the genre has exceedingly high standards--even comic books turned into movies are generally granted higher accord.
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Date: 2006-01-04 06:40 pm (UTC)Thankfully, none of those have been video games that I've played or actually like. Otherwise I'd feel worse about Herr Boll fucking them doggystyle with a necrotic hippo phallus.
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Date: 2006-01-04 10:26 am (UTC)Of course, can't be that bad is subjective.
It's akin to saying Attack of the Clones wasn't as bad as Phantom Menace ...
Or a urinary tract infection not being as bad as enflamed rectal ulcers.
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Date: 2006-01-04 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-04 04:48 pm (UTC)OTOH: more Derek Jacobi plz.
:)
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Date: 2006-01-04 05:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-06 07:31 pm (UTC)For certain... :)
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Date: 2006-01-06 07:53 pm (UTC)For certain... :)
Doesn't it just break your heart? I'm trying to tell myself Derek needs a new pool or something and that's why he took the gig.