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In an effort to support the troops in the War on Christmas, FOX has posted an email address that I felt should be shared:

waronchristmas@johngibson.com

So if you have any information on the commie bastards trying to spread their "Happy Holidays" propaganda, feel free to contact Mr. Gibson. If, on the other hand, you should wish to send a brief, "Please get a hobby" or "Jesus, don't you have anything better to do with your life?" message, I'd encourage that too. Of course I'm not recommending that this address be added into any SPAM lists, or say distributed to an organization like NAMBLA for use in its mailing list...because that would be wrong. Of course, shit does happen.

via Rising Hegemon

Re: Saved

Date: 2005-12-15 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
I'm not sure I can condone goat fucking unless you can prove that goat was a consenting adult ;)

Re: Saved

Date: 2005-12-15 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forkmonkey.livejournal.com
As long as I'm not coveting my neighbor's goat, I'm going straight to Heaven. And at least the goat isn't going to be sacrificed in some blasphemous ritual.

We're just going to eat it.

It's wrong not to eat what you kill.

Unless they're heretics. Then you can burn them while enjoying the Light of the Spirit of God that illuminates your rapturous face as you gaze into the blessed fire.

Re: Saved

Date: 2005-12-15 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
Ok now you're getting a little scary...wait, I know who you are, Saved, you're Pastor Swank! (http://www.michnews.com/artman/publish/article_10746.shtml)

Re: Saved

Date: 2005-12-15 11:23 pm (UTC)

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