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[ebonlock]

In an effort to support the troops in the War on Christmas, FOX has posted an email address that I felt should be shared:

waronchristmas@johngibson.com

So if you have any information on the commie bastards trying to spread their "Happy Holidays" propaganda, feel free to contact Mr. Gibson. If, on the other hand, you should wish to send a brief, "Please get a hobby" or "Jesus, don't you have anything better to do with your life?" message, I'd encourage that too. Of course I'm not recommending that this address be added into any SPAM lists, or say distributed to an organization like NAMBLA for use in its mailing list...because that would be wrong. Of course, shit does happen.

via Rising Hegemon

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[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Have we reported those atheists at Fox TV yet for their so-called 'Holiday Party'? Fuckin' liberal media.

Saved

[forkmonkey.livejournal.com]

Dear Mr. Gibson,
So there I was, having sex with my sacrificial goat while chanting my Satan-inspired demon-summoning ritual, when I realized I was being watched.

Overlooking the Hell pit I keep in my back yard, perched atop a neighbor's roof, was a big plastic Santa holding a sign that said "Merry Christmas." It was then that I realized what I was doing was wrong. Christ was speaking to me in the form of polyester resin, cheap ass lights, and idolatry.

Now, blessed by the light of Jesus and the Christmas spirit, I fuck my goat in my manger and chant Christmas Carols in the hopes that I can summon a wise man for a three-way. I can't wait for Heaven.

Yours in Christ,

-Saved

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[aelfsciene.livejournal.com]

You're my new hero. O.O

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[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I can condone goat fucking unless you can prove that goat was a consenting adult ;)

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[forkmonkey.livejournal.com]

As long as I'm not coveting my neighbor's goat, I'm going straight to Heaven. And at least the goat isn't going to be sacrificed in some blasphemous ritual.

We're just going to eat it.

It's wrong not to eat what you kill.

Unless they're heretics. Then you can burn them while enjoying the Light of the Spirit of God that illuminates your rapturous face as you gaze into the blessed fire.

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[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Ok now you're getting a little scary...wait, I know who you are, Saved, you're Pastor Swank! (http://www.michnews.com/artman/publish/article_10746.shtml)

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[forkmonkey.livejournal.com]

Ding!

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[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Speaking of Satan...

O'REILLY: In the South, Richmond Times, for example.

BAIN: Right.

O'REILLY: Now this is a conservative city, Richmond. I mean, this is not Madison, Wisconsin, where you expect those people to be communing with Satan up there in the Madison, Wisconsin media.

BAIN: Sure.

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/002143.html

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[ebongreen.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Now that quote - is so mind-bogglingly ridiculous the only thing I can do in response is laugh and laugh.

Yeah, that old Madison, WI media - all those Satanist propagandists who helped elect that lesbian to our sacred House of Representatives. After all, Satanists are all about universal health care, civil rights, and public education.

Of course, he's just joking - by yelling "Fire!" in a theater. A$$hole.

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[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

My favorite part is that the person responding to that simply said "Sure." I mean, as if this kind of statement weren't made by someone clearly off their meds. There was a time in this country when someone like O'Reilly would've been caught by nice, beefy men in white with butterfly nets.

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[ebongreen.livejournal.com]

Only if he was poor or drunk or colored. The middle-class, white folks, and especially the wealthy have always had something of an exemption from the "make sense in public discourse" rule, yes?

[eska-rina.livejournal.com]

Of course, shit does happen.

Indeed it does. Mmmm.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Nobody has yet registered waronchristmas.com