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[ebonlock]

Ok so I got sucked into trying out the Fantasy Film League, where you cast and produce your own film and see how it does. You start out with $70,000,000 and the casting couch. My line up so far:

Elijah Wood $12,000,000
Bruce Campbell $10,000,000
David Thewlis $7,200,000
Billy Boyd $4,700,000
Christopher Eccleston $4,500,000
Anthony Stewart Head $2,600,000
Jeffery Combs $2,600,000

I originally had Alan Rickman too, but damn he's pricey these days. And the film I've chosen to produce? Why none other than the movie version of Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure, because it must be done.

I am way, way too amused by this.

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[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

But of course, I'm casting Elijah in the role of the female lead. I see it as an epic scifi space gay drama, I'm just not sure if I'm going to ask him to crossdress for the part. He'd look damn good in one of those 60's style space girl minidresses...

[tamago.livejournal.com]

Mmm... silver lame, with those Jane Jetson style anti-gravity bracelets...

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

You are so hired as my costume designer.