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General JC Christian on Michelle Malkin's new book:

I doubt I'll ever finish it., November 2, 2005
Reviewer: Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews

I want to like Mrs. Malkin's book, but I'm really struggling to get through it. Every ten pages or so, I'm overcome with the urge to get out my big bag of M&Ms and segregate out all of the brown ones. I then take these "unter-kandies" and lock them away in a baby food jar where I taunt them while touching myself inappropriately.

Date: 2005-11-03 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfsciene.livejournal.com
I made the mistake (self, why do you hurt me so?) of skimming through the other reviews, and now I'm just depressed. Maybe I need some lunch.

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