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[ebonlock]

General JC Christian on Michelle Malkin's new book:

I doubt I'll ever finish it., November 2, 2005
Reviewer: Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews

I want to like Mrs. Malkin's book, but I'm really struggling to get through it. Every ten pages or so, I'm overcome with the urge to get out my big bag of M&Ms and segregate out all of the brown ones. I then take these "unter-kandies" and lock them away in a baby food jar where I taunt them while touching myself inappropriately.

Comments

[aelfsciene.livejournal.com]

I made the mistake (self, why do you hurt me so?) of skimming through the other reviews, and now I'm just depressed. Maybe I need some lunch.

[psyfic.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thank you for saving me a tedious afternoon of unimaginative reading that would, no doubt, have lowered my IQ... Did you read the reviews at Amazon? The first one gets my King of the Asshats award.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Did you read the reviews at Amazon?

Good lord no, according to the General's readers Amazon had gone through and excised all the good ones.