Which came first, the Coyote or the Egg?

[ebonlock]

This is just way too much fun:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what an interesting life you might have had in a parallel universe.

Comments

[windrose.livejournal.com]

I remember that time when we stood along the banks of the Nile and danced our triumph under the light of the setting sun.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

The fools thought they could conquer us? They had sealed their own fate and now lay in the less than gentle embrace of the sated crocodiles. Egypt, at last, was ours!

[windrose.livejournal.com]

Those were heady days, indeed. I thought there would be bloodshed among the men as they fought for the honor of bathing the sand from our feet that night.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Fortunately your steely-eyed gaze held them in check. Well that and my idea that they battle for our attentions via the manly art of naked olive oil wrestling.