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Dec. 31st, 2008 07:54 pmOk so Monday as I was leaving work I noticed a voice mail message on my phone and I listened to it and it was this very excited young man attempting to reach someone called Bill H- and quite convinced that I was his only hope of reaching him. He assured me he had good news for Bill and would really appreciate it if I could get back to him with his new number.
I paused and ran through every Bill I'd ever known and quickly came to the conclusion that I didn't know any Bill H- so I offered up a silent apology, shrugged and pretty much forgot about it. Then today I get home to find a Fed Ex package addressed to, you guessed it, Bill H-. Now the best part is the return address is on L. Ron Hubbard Way.
I'm led to the inescapable conclusion that Bill H- is on the run from the Scientologists. Really it's the only thing that makes sense. Now the moral conundrum is do I help them locate Bill, hoping their intentions are benign? Decisions decisions...
Seriously I'll head over to the manager's office on Friday and see if she's got the guy's address to forward the package on to him. What I'd like to know is how the guy attempting to find Bill (who presumably lived in my apartment before I moved in) got my cell phone number. Very curious indeed.
BTW, the person who comes up with the best reason for the Scientologists to be after Bill wins the internets tonight.
Also Happy New Year everyone!
I paused and ran through every Bill I'd ever known and quickly came to the conclusion that I didn't know any Bill H- so I offered up a silent apology, shrugged and pretty much forgot about it. Then today I get home to find a Fed Ex package addressed to, you guessed it, Bill H-. Now the best part is the return address is on L. Ron Hubbard Way.
I'm led to the inescapable conclusion that Bill H- is on the run from the Scientologists. Really it's the only thing that makes sense. Now the moral conundrum is do I help them locate Bill, hoping their intentions are benign? Decisions decisions...
Seriously I'll head over to the manager's office on Friday and see if she's got the guy's address to forward the package on to him. What I'd like to know is how the guy attempting to find Bill (who presumably lived in my apartment before I moved in) got my cell phone number. Very curious indeed.
BTW, the person who comes up with the best reason for the Scientologists to be after Bill wins the internets tonight.
Also Happy New Year everyone!