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News flash! Sun rises in east, and Senate Democrats return to abusive relationship with GOP boyfriend saying, "We're sure this time it'll be different, you'll see!" I am forced to remind myself that as pathetic and sniveling as they are at least they beat the alternative. Yes, my political outlook can basically be summed up as, "Well, at least I'm pretty sure the Democrats won't be quite so bugfuck insane and might actually undo some of the disasters of the past 6+ years...maybe...if it's ok with the Republicans, that is."

Fuck.

Also if anyone can possibly explain to me the concept of a Log Cabin Republican in a way that doesn't boil down to "I'm sure if I'm sufficiently subservient to the Right they won't throw rocks at me...oh, and no new taxes!", I'd love to hear it. Sadly, No! summarizes this piece by "Gay Patriot" thusly:

The media doesn’t show very much interest in the prejudicial treatment of conservatives by homosexuals. Yes, I meant to put the words in that order.

ALTERNATE BONUS FILTHIER SHORTER GAY PATRIOT:

I would be getting all kinds of cock if my fellow gays would only be more understanding of my dedication to a political cause that seeks to deny us our human rights.