I dare you to make less sense!

Clif at Sadly, No! presents us with "this jaw-dropping, brain-searing, wang-yanking, gag-inducing and yet awe-inspiring chef d’oeuvre* from Michael Medved:"

Those who claim that the United States has become a rapacious, arrogant, destructive, domineering and imperialistic power must somehow explain the continued independent existence of the nation of Canada.

I've gotta' say this is pure essence d'wingnut. Canada exists therefore America is good, Q.E.D. How do they even think these thoughts without their brains exploding with concussive force? I just don't get it.