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If anybody needs to reach me today please use email 'cause I forgot to charge my phone last night again. I swear to the gods I have this mental block when it comes to the phone. I either forget to charge it or leave it somewhere I can't hear it ringing.

I begin to suspect my subconscious is a misanthrope...

My name is Ann Coulter and I am quite, quite mad

Oh dear, it seems the dust up from the CPAC fiasco has finally caused Ms. Coulter to descend even deeper into the depths of FruitLoop-dom. Sadly, No! presents us with the latest of her mad monkey-like screeches:

LET THEM EAT TOFU!

Even right-wingers who know that “global warming” is a crock do not seem to grasp what the tree-huggers are demanding. Liberals want mass starvation and human devastation.
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Simply consider what noted climatologists Al Gore and Melissa Etheridge are demanding that we do to combat their nutty conjectures about “global warming.” They want us to starve the productive sector of fossil fuel and allow the world’s factories to grind to a halt. This means an end to material growth and a cataclysmic reduction in wealth. [Gavin M. adds: And then we unleash the giant metal insects.]
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Liberals are already comfortably ensconced in their beachfront estates, which they expect to be unaffected by their negative growth prescriptions for the rest of us. [Editor's note: So liberals want to stop global warming to save their precious beachfront estates? Wait...I have a beachfront estate? Did I miss a memo?]
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“Global warming” is the left’s pagan rage against mankind. If we can’t produce industrial waste, then we can’t produce. [Editor's note: Ok I must admit I rather like the concept of "pagan rage", score one for insane shopping cart lady.]
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Some of us — not the ones with mansions in Malibu and Nashville is my guess — are going to have to die. To say we need to reduce our energy consumption is like saying we need to reduce our oxygen consumption.
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But global warming is the most insane, psychotic idea liberals have ever concocted to kill off “useless eaters.” [Gavin M. adds: Ever? Even more than the time machine we built to drop bubonic plague bombs on the Lost Kingdom of Unicornia, to prevent Sparkly the Unicorn from developing her Universal Prosperity Ray?
That was pretty insane, Ann. We’re beginning to think you have a tendency to exaggerate for effect.]
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If we have to live in a pure “natural” environment like the Indians, then our entire transcontinental nation can only support about 1 million human beings. Sorry, fellas — 299 million of you are going to have to go.
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Without trucking, packaging, manufacturing, shipping and refrigeration in their Bel-Air fantasy world, they’ll be chasing the rear-end of an animal every time their stomachs growl and killing small animals for pelts to keep their genitals warm. [Editor's note: Ok I now know way more about Ann's sexual fantasy life than I ever wanted to...*shudder*]

Gavin M. ends with: "Seriously now. Better column title: ‘HAIL SEITAN’"

When he's right, he's right.