- 3rd
- 10:07 am
Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.
- 3 comments
- 4th
- 09:03 am
: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
- 4 comments
11:05 amOoohhh....
- 5 comments
- 5th
- 08:52 am
The time to make up your mind about people is never.
- 5 comments
- 6th
- 08:35 am
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
- 19 comments
- 9th
- 08:47 am
I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
- 13 comments
- 10th
- 09:23 am
Always resignation and acceptance. Always prudence and dignity and honour.
- 6 comments
01:28 pmAnybody interested?
- 2 comments
- 11th
- 08:44 am
I wanted to destroy something beautiful.
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 08:46 am
That beats ectoplasm!
- 2 comments
- 13th
- 08:41 am
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
- 25 comments
03:02 pmPardon me for a moment
- 1 comment
- 16th
- 08:45 am
Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
- 6 comments
- 17th
- 08:42 am
He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?
- 12 comments
- 18th
- 08:37 am
You don't need proof when you have instinct.
- 11 comments
- 19th
- 08:37 am
How peaceful life would be without love, Adso. How safe, how tranquil... and how dull.
- 9 comments
- 20th
- 08:19 am
Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it.
- 4 comments
08:52 amAwww hell...
- 2 comments
- 23rd
- 08:42 am
Is the answer Jesus?
- 4 comments
- 25th
- 11:45 am
Help a girl out?
- 6 comments
- 26th
- 08:54 am
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
- 8 comments
- 27th
- 04:00 pm
You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb.
- 6 comments
- 30th
- 08:44 am
Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen.
- 12 comments
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