Stargate's Crap-tacular 7th Season

[ebonlock]

Can anyone who saw the newest episode of SG1 explain to me exactly what happened? I mean is Osiris all taken care of? Is the stunning Sarah free to go back to making young archaeology students' mouths water rather than trying to take over the universe? And can someone give me one good reason why I shouldn't want desperately to bludgeon "Pete" to death with the nearest blunt object? Just this once I'd really like Sam's black-widow ways to take the life of one of her interests. And could there be a more ham-handed way to clue him in on what really goes on at the base? I was so glad to be able to wash the taste of that ep out of my brain with some quality DS9 this weekend.

Although I will admit the:
"Colonel"
"Carter"
"Caffeine"
bit did make me giggle.

Comments

[centerfire.livejournal.com]

I think last week's episode threw me more than this week's. We went from dealing with Anubis' new super-dooper armored Jaffa replacements to Carter being inexplicably aboard the Prometheus, in deep space, as the ship limped home. Buh? I felt like I missed an episode in there someplace.

Pete needs killing, though. Maybe Teal'c will dismember him.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I think last week's episode threw me more than this week's. We went from dealing with Anubis' new super-dooper armored Jaffa replacements to Carter being inexplicably aboard the Prometheus, in deep space, as the ship limped home. Buh? I felt like I missed an episode in there someplace.

Oh gods, I'd nearly put that episode from my mind entirely. Uh, yeah, it played rather like a really piss poor episode of Voyager. Aelf gets homicidal when they replay the Jacob, "Honey, you need to find yourself a good man" bit.

Pete needs killing, though. Maybe Teal'c will dismember him.

"Hey Teal'c, have you seen Pete anywhere?"
"I've seen him in various locations. Simultaneously."
"Wait...what?"
"Samantha Carter I regret to inform you that I was forced to dismember your current paramour."
"Why?"
"For two reasons, the first being that it is established that any male showing an interest in you must end up dead, preferably pre-coitus. The second is that he was intensely...irritating. Even moreso than Jonas. I'm afraid I could not allow you to talk me out of doing away with him as you did the latter."
"Well, I suppose it is canon..."