Stargate's Crap-tacular 7th Season
Feb. 2nd, 2004 01:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ebonlockCan anyone who saw the newest episode of SG1 explain to me exactly what happened? I mean is Osiris all taken care of? Is the stunning Sarah free to go back to making young archaeology students' mouths water rather than trying to take over the universe? And can someone give me one good reason why I shouldn't want desperately to bludgeon "Pete" to death with the nearest blunt object? Just this once I'd really like Sam's black-widow ways to take the life of one of her interests. And could there be a more ham-handed way to clue him in on what really goes on at the base? I was so glad to be able to wash the taste of that ep out of my brain with some quality DS9 this weekend.
Although I will admit the:
"Colonel"
"Carter"
"Caffeine"
bit did make me giggle.
Although I will admit the:
"Colonel"
"Carter"
"Caffeine"
bit did make me giggle.
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Date: 2004-02-02 01:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-02 01:52 pm (UTC)Sorry, didn't realize you watched it, though aside from the line I included everything was pretty much spelled out in the teaser for this ep.
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Date: 2004-02-02 01:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-02 02:12 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-02 02:52 pm (UTC)I'd have to say that season 5 had about 3 or 4 good episodes, the rest were...disappointing on a variety of levels. I've heard horror stories about season 6, and season 7 is rather depressingly awful. This gives me very little hope for season 8 and Atlantis I'm sorry to say.
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Date: 2004-02-02 02:57 pm (UTC)I think ultimately I'll purchase seasons 1-4 and leave it at that. Season 5 had some good episodes, and a couple of pretty important ones for Daniel, but you have to wade through a lot of luke warm to awful episodes to get to them. Season 7 is just a mess, a complete and utter mess. About the nicest thing I can think of to say about it is that Michael Shanks looks *so* fine right now and they keep finding excuses to put him in a white wifebeater.
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:42 pm (UTC)Pete needs killing, though. Maybe Teal'c will dismember him.
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-02 03:57 pm (UTC)Oh gods, I'd nearly put that episode from my mind entirely. Uh, yeah, it played rather like a really piss poor episode of Voyager. Aelf gets homicidal when they replay the Jacob, "Honey, you need to find yourself a good man" bit.
Pete needs killing, though. Maybe Teal'c will dismember him.
"Hey Teal'c, have you seen Pete anywhere?"
"I've seen him in various locations. Simultaneously."
"Wait...what?"
"Samantha Carter I regret to inform you that I was forced to dismember your current paramour."
"Why?"
"For two reasons, the first being that it is established that any male showing an interest in you must end up dead, preferably pre-coitus. The second is that he was intensely...irritating. Even moreso than Jonas. I'm afraid I could not allow you to talk me out of doing away with him as you did the latter."
"Well, I suppose it is canon..."
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:59 pm (UTC)Nah, I'd want Hudson to drag Daniel off into her tent, indeed that thought may well be my new happy place...
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Date: 2004-02-02 04:46 pm (UTC)