Jesus god this fic had me simultaneously laughing, squeeing and curling my toes
all at the same time. Yes it's X-Men: First Class fic which I seem to be devouring like a starving women would an open salad bar, but dude this story... Just let me say this, drunk Charles Xavier is my new favorite character EVAR:
Cheers by Zamwessell
“I can undress people with my mind,” Charles said again.
“You already shared that delightful fact with me,” Erik told him.
“Isn’t it delightful?” Charles said. “I thought so too. I thought, isn’t this interesting? I must tell Erik. Erik likes to hear interesting things. He is an interesting man who likes interesting things. Erik is like me. I am speaking of you in the third person because I am, as previously stated, pissed.”
“Ah,” Erik said. “You don’t say.”
I
will have an icon that reads "I can undress people with my mind", oh yes I will. Why are you still here? Go read it already!