ebonlock: (Monarch)
Sadly, No! is taking questions to pass along to the wingnut blogger who's apparently getting to ask Darth Cheney whatever he wants, and they've got some deusies over there already. I'm sharing a few of my favorites, but would be delighted to hear your suggestions as well ;)

How did you survive your fall down the shaft and escape the station before Wedge and Lando commenced their attack on the Death Star’s main reactor?

Is it true that if sunlight touches your kind, you instantly burn to ash?

Mr. Vice-President, does it hurt to have your soul surgically removed?

What’s your beef with Harry Potter?

Which of your deaths was most interesting


BTW, feeling much better today, thanks for all the well wishes!
ebonlock: (Tinkerbell)
Slate's got an excellent article up on Dick Cheney's impeachable acts that you should give a look see:

* The vice president asserted presidential power to create military commissions, which combine the functions of judge, jury, and prosecutor in the trial of war crimes.

* The vice president initiated kidnappings, secret detentions, and torture in Eastern European prisons of suspected international terrorists.

* The vice president has maintained that the entire world is a battlefield. Accordingly, he contends that military power may be unleashed to kill or capture any American citizen on American soil if suspected of association or affiliation with al-Qaida.

* Mr. Cheney has championed a presidential power to torture in contravention of federal statutes and treaties.

* He has advocated and authored signing statements that declare the president's intent to disregard provisions of bills he has signed into law that he proclaims are unconstitutional.

* The vice president engineered the National Security Agency's warrantless domestic surveillance program targeting American citizens on American soil in contravention of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978.

* The vice president has orchestrated the invocation of executive privilege to conceal from Congress secret spying programs to gather foreign intelligence, and their legal justifications.

* Cheney scorns freedom of speech and of the press. He urges application of the Espionage Act to prosecute journalists who expose national security abuses, for example, secret prisons in Eastern Europe or the NSA's warrantless surveillance program. He retaliated against Ambassador Joseph Wilson and his wife, Valerie Plame, through Chief of Staff Scooter Libby, for questioning the administration's evidence of weapons of mass destruction as justification for invading Iraq.


Goodness, Dick's been a very busy boy...
ebonlock: (Tinkerbell)


KungFu Monkey declares a caption contest on the infamous shot of Cheney lurking in the bushes while his manbot performs for him, favorites below:

KF Monkey...

Spell Name: Mind Control
Range: Line of Sight
Saving Throw: Will

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Wil Wheaton said...

Summon Cheney

Target President gains +5/+5 (+20/+50 against Media) until end of turn. Country must sacrifice all Civil Liberties and send Constitution to the graveyard on next upkeep.

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Cala said...

That could easily be the cover of some '80s German techno band.

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Merry said...

See Dick.
See Dick lurk.
Lurk, Dick, LURK.

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And this video spliced with Radiohead's "Creep" is almost too brilliant for words:

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