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[ebonlock]

I'm going to keep this brief because I've had a very tiring day/weekend and I just don't have the energy for a full on rant right now. I will say that overall my reaction matched Aelf's entirely when she commented, "I feel kind of like I did by the end of Deathly Hallows."

The Nice Things:
1. Seeing Donna and her family again, particularly Wilf.

2. John Simm clearly having a blast playing the Master once more. Also the blonde hair. Also a planet full of John Simms is not a terrible thought by any stretch of the imagination. And the bit in the press conference where he's jumping up and down in the dress desperately needs to be turned into an animated icon that simply reads, "Yay!"

3. The fact that the Time Lords were actually fucked up enough to drive the Master nuts in the first place just to pull their own asses out of the fire.

4. In the otherwise confusing finale sequences of companions-past (Mickey and Martha? Seriously? WTF?!), the one with Jack drinking away his troubles in what really rather resembled the Mos Eisley Cantina and hitting on Alonso from the Titanic episode. Not only because I love the actor (who also plays George on "Being Human") but because I was intensely amused by two openly gay actors actually getting to enjoy some onscreen flirtation.

5. The actress who plays Nina on Being Human (a.k.a. the best girlfriend ever) as the little cactus girl. God she just keeps getting more adorable every time I see her.

The Not so Nice Things:
1. I'm having a hard time with the fact that a show that used to be utterly science-based now suddenly seems to be entirely dependent upon prophecies. Specifically crazy members of a particular race (Dalek, Time Lord, Ood, whatever) spewing prophecies upon which major decisions get made. Also could somebody explain to me the whole Rasillon thing? Is this the original or just some asshole who was named after the original? Also I don't recall his Glove of Zapping being listed among the relics he was associated with. Then again I wasn't aware that the Master had Force lightning either...or maybe he was just Sith-ified because of his magic potion resurrection? Speaking of which...

2. Instead of coming up with a gadget to resurrect himself the Master relies on founding a starter cult seemingly made up entirely of older women with a disturbing amount of time on their hands and "potions"? Really? And somehow poor crazy Lucy has also had a chance to form her own brigade of like-minded souls to create their own anti-Master-resurrection potion. Just typing that makes my head hurt. Is this fucking Harry Potter?

3. The special effects, or I should say the gratuitous overuse of CGI that seems to be the norm on the series now. I was actively pining for the days of plastic Loch Ness monsters and styrofoam, blood-sucking rocks. And I suspect the skeleton effect was only included because RTD desperately wanted to use the "Skeletor" line.

4. The fact that RTD relies almost entirely upon magic re-set buttons to get himself out of the plot corners he's painted himself into.

5. I like angst as much as the next person but god almighty I wanted to smack the Doctor repeatedly throughout this entire episode. And the thing is he could only be this maudlin and self-involved because he didn't have Donna around to do just that. I swear when he was whining to Wilf about not wanting to regenerate 'cause it was just like dying I would've paid good money to see Wilf mutter, "Oh yeah, poor you. I mean you have to regenerate and live who knows how many more centuries you'll survive. That is just...tragic. I'll weep for you when I'm on my deathbed in another couple of years. Ass!"

6. Ok, Donna. I was almost furious enough with the Doctor's mental rape of the character in the last finale to swear I'd never watch the show again. What he did was hideous, taking away her choice and forcing his own will on hers. But more than that, he left her basically a shell of a person and patted himself on the back for "saving her life". Wilf reiterates this point repeatedly and all but begs the Doctor to undo what he's done, to let her be a whole person again.
And if that weren't bad enough her entire role in the episode is to a) give her grandad, and by extension the Doctor, a clue as to who has the Master, b) play hysterical damsel in distress (with one of the most ridiculous manners of avoiding capture that I've seen in a very long time), and c) become an unknowing charity case to ease the Doctor's guilt. I mean seriously, she gets a consolation prize that makes the one that Rose received last season seem quite generous by comparison. And hey, Rose at least got to keep her memories and her identity, poor Donna not so much.
I've gotta' say this made me feel physically ill as only a truly heinous character rape can.

7. The length of the Doctor's regeneration kind of made the dozens of endings in Return of the King seem spartan by comparison. Seriously even Aelf, who worships the ground upon which David Tennent's sneakers tread, was actually groaning, "Oh please just end this." An entire half an hour inspiring your fans to wish for nothing more than the main character's end, not exactly the best way to finish your tour of duty in the TARDIS, IMHO.

Overall this finale was at least horrible in new and somewhat unexpected ways so I guess that's something but still an overall painful experience that I have no interest in repeating any time soon. Also this really is the short version of my rant.

Comments

[toastedtea.livejournal.com]

Personally, I think the woman was the First Doctor's granddaughter. That makes a LOT more sense than his mother.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Oh hey that would be cool. But that would mean taking the history of the series into consideration which is something the new writers haven't been too keen on.

[elo-sf.livejournal.com]

Susan from 1st doctor, or something like the daughter from the Martha/10th doctor could work too.

I should really check credits to see if that answers the question.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I should really check credits to see if that answers the question.

No good, Aelf and I checked :(

[elo-sf.livejournal.com]

hmm, that makes me sad. I mean it was to me one of the few compelling plot points of the episodes and yeah.

Well on to new producers.