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Aug. 7th, 2007 05:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ebonlockOk I promise to stop after this one, but seriously, how could I pass up linking to this:
State Rep. Bob Allen told police he was just playing along when a undercover officer suggested in a public restroom that the legislator give him oral sex and $20 because he was intimidated, according to a taped statement and other documents released Thursday.
…”This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he “was about to be a statistic” and would have said anything just to get away. Allen, who couldn’t be reached for comment Thursday, has repeatedly declared his innocence, his intention to fight the charges and his desire to stay in office.
Crazy defense for offering a police officer a blow job in a public restroom, or craziest? It also spawned one of the funniest comment I've read in weeks:
Nick:
Maybe it’s just that “blow a black cop” would be his answer if he felt the country threatened in any way.
“Terrorists have bombed the Mall of America!”
“Get me 50 black police officers, a bottle of Gatorade, and a bucket!”
I have to admit, I’d probably vote for that guy. Nobody messes with President Crazy.
State Rep. Bob Allen told police he was just playing along when a undercover officer suggested in a public restroom that the legislator give him oral sex and $20 because he was intimidated, according to a taped statement and other documents released Thursday.
…”This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he “was about to be a statistic” and would have said anything just to get away. Allen, who couldn’t be reached for comment Thursday, has repeatedly declared his innocence, his intention to fight the charges and his desire to stay in office.
Crazy defense for offering a police officer a blow job in a public restroom, or craziest? It also spawned one of the funniest comment I've read in weeks:
Nick:
Maybe it’s just that “blow a black cop” would be his answer if he felt the country threatened in any way.
“Terrorists have bombed the Mall of America!”
“Get me 50 black police officers, a bottle of Gatorade, and a bucket!”
I have to admit, I’d probably vote for that guy. Nobody messes with President Crazy.
