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[ebonlock]

Submitted for your consideration without comment, via Orcinus.

Baptist youth ministries leader Jennifer Zebel on the Harry Potter series:

“I cannot believe that any secular book, character or movie advocating witchcraft of any kind could be this wildly successful without Satan having an agenda for it. The bottom line is that we know the right choice is to steer clear of these books and movies, but we don’t want to make the sacrifice. Satan is a wonderful writer and movie producer.”

And:
In Cedarville, Arkansas, the school board restricted access to the Harry Potter books unless a student could produce a signed permission slip from their parents. The board passed the rule because fundamentalist parents complained after “hearing a series of anti-Potter sermons in 2001 by Mark Hodges, pastor of the Uniontown Assembly of God Church and a member of the Cedarville School Board.”

Comments

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I must give credit to cyranocyrano on that one as he totally came up with it. He'd been discussing his almost dementor-induced terror at how incompetent the Dems were being about the filibustering going on lately and then quipped that. Although, upon reflection, perhaps it should be "Expecto Impeachment!"

[tyee.livejournal.com]

Oooo, and then it would go capering off to vanquish the soul-sucking darkness lurking in the halls of Congress and the White House? That would be awesome!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

It definitely should be 'Expecto Impeachment'. (:

[elenderel.livejournal.com]

Probably wouldn't do any good for a Muggle like me to go around babbling "Expecto Impeachment!"

although that won't stop me one bit