ebonlock | (no subject)

Can somebody parse this for me?

"Free speech is only as good as if we're alive to use it"
- Joe Kaufman (Fox News 12/29/05)

Personally I got nothin', but then I don't speak wingnutese so maybe I'm missing out on some subtle genius here.

And TBogg also points us to the latest wingnutty "Just clap harder!" project entitled "We Win They Lose". Yes, it's just as moronic as you imagine, but TBogg's faithful readership was moved to action, signing the petition in droves. Start at number 470 and just keep reading.

A few of my faves:

475. Ted Hitler
476. Attila T. Hun, Esq
477. Pat Tillman
478. Ben "El Plagarismo" Domenech
479. Merkin Patriot I BET BIN LADDEN IS CRAPPING HI SPANTS NOW!!1
481. Ahmed Chalabi
488. Heywood J Blowme
489. Chester Cheetoh, Fighting 101rst Keyboarders
496. King Leopold
497. Mahatma Gandhi
498. Doughy Pantload
503. Jack Mehof
509. George "Commander Guy" Bush
512. NotJenna Bush
515. Atlas THEY'RE REAL AND THE'RE SPECTACULAR!!! Juggs
520. Ima Natzi
521. Reagan's Corpse
528. Chimpy McStagger
533. Rev. Ted Haggard
534. Snarly McCrashcart
535. David Berkowitz
536. The Dude
538. Na na na na na na na na Batman
540. Moronic Petition Signer
541. Anita Bryant
549. Grabthar's Krauthammer
550. November Seventh
551. Chris "I'm Cheney's Bitch!" Matthews
552. Gayaborshuns Ferall
555. 3300 deadsoldiers

I highly encourage you to add your own.