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ebonlockOk I admit that it's totally immature to find this as hillarious as I do, so don't even bother telling me to grow up:
To say these are dangerous times is to barely understand what we are going through. Right now, there is a finger in the dyke - President Bush, who stands firm.
One assumes that Mark Noonan of Blogs for Bush meant "dike", then again, it is Noonan...And hey,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
moonlightnrain already went there in an earlier post's comments so :P~~
In comments at Sadly, No! Doc Nebula presents us with this:
KARL: ::bursting into Oval Office in a mad frenzy:: Mr. President! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THAT DYKE!!!
PREZ: Turd Blossom, what the hay-ull are yew talkin’ ’bout?
KARL: THE DYKE! THE DYKE! MARK NOONAN SAYS YOU’VE GOT YOUR FINGER IN THE DYKE OF IRAQ!!! Jesus, sir, that’s nearly a Bill Clinton level transgression! GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THAT ARABIC LESBIAN WOMAN SIR!!!!
CONDI: I am NOT a lesbian. OR Arabic.
DICK: Karl, I think there’s been a basic error here. Georgie has his finger in the ‘dike’ of Iraq — D - I - K - E. “An artificial earthen wall, constructed as a defense or as a boundary. It is also known in American English as a levee.” Not the ‘dyke’ of Iraq, D-Y-K-E, a somewhat denigrating colloquial expression for, among other things, my daughter.
KARL: What? But the article specifically stated D-Y-K-E…
PREZ: Turd Blossom, I done told yew agin an’ agin. Yew do all that there readin’, yew gonna rot your brain. Heh. ‘Finger in the dyke of Iraq.’ That’s good.
CONDI: Don’t get any ideas, dear. I don’t swing that way.
To say these are dangerous times is to barely understand what we are going through. Right now, there is a finger in the dyke - President Bush, who stands firm.
One assumes that Mark Noonan of Blogs for Bush meant "dike", then again, it is Noonan...And hey,
moonlightnrain already went there in an earlier post's comments so :P~~In comments at Sadly, No! Doc Nebula presents us with this:
KARL: ::bursting into Oval Office in a mad frenzy:: Mr. President! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THAT DYKE!!!
PREZ: Turd Blossom, what the hay-ull are yew talkin’ ’bout?
KARL: THE DYKE! THE DYKE! MARK NOONAN SAYS YOU’VE GOT YOUR FINGER IN THE DYKE OF IRAQ!!! Jesus, sir, that’s nearly a Bill Clinton level transgression! GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THAT ARABIC LESBIAN WOMAN SIR!!!!
CONDI: I am NOT a lesbian. OR Arabic.
DICK: Karl, I think there’s been a basic error here. Georgie has his finger in the ‘dike’ of Iraq — D - I - K - E. “An artificial earthen wall, constructed as a defense or as a boundary. It is also known in American English as a levee.” Not the ‘dyke’ of Iraq, D-Y-K-E, a somewhat denigrating colloquial expression for, among other things, my daughter.
KARL: What? But the article specifically stated D-Y-K-E…
PREZ: Turd Blossom, I done told yew agin an’ agin. Yew do all that there readin’, yew gonna rot your brain. Heh. ‘Finger in the dyke of Iraq.’ That’s good.
CONDI: Don’t get any ideas, dear. I don’t swing that way.
