Ok, the boys at Sadly, No! have a bit of fun with wingnut Kathleen Parker's odd need to turn a story about a racehorse that had to be put down into yet another screed about what a commie bitch Jane Fonda is. Of course it's like shooting fish in a barrel when it comes to Parker, who describes her credentials thusly:
“Kathleen Parker is a popular syndicated columnist and director of the School of Written Expression at the Buckley School of Public Speaking and Persuasion in Camden, South Carolina.”
To which the commentor Mr. Wonderful responds:
Addendum: Parker is also a recent graduate of the Smith Academy of the Creation of Sentences With Which to Express Thoughts, and an adjunct Professor of Talkology at the Ames Institute for the Teaching of Students Things They Didn’t Know Before They Got Here. She is a Fellow at the Caligula Institute for the Freedom of Thinking, and was Queen of the Senior Prom (Theme: “Under the Sea”).
Her published works include Hey, Let’s All Learn to Say “Hey,” Toward a More Writerly Form of Reading Writing That is Written to be Read, and “Shet Ma Mouf”: Learn to Persuade Camden, South Carolina, and You Can Persuade Anybody of Anything Anywhere.
“Kathleen Parker is a popular syndicated columnist and director of the School of Written Expression at the Buckley School of Public Speaking and Persuasion in Camden, South Carolina.”
To which the commentor Mr. Wonderful responds:
Addendum: Parker is also a recent graduate of the Smith Academy of the Creation of Sentences With Which to Express Thoughts, and an adjunct Professor of Talkology at the Ames Institute for the Teaching of Students Things They Didn’t Know Before They Got Here. She is a Fellow at the Caligula Institute for the Freedom of Thinking, and was Queen of the Senior Prom (Theme: “Under the Sea”).
Her published works include Hey, Let’s All Learn to Say “Hey,” Toward a More Writerly Form of Reading Writing That is Written to be Read, and “Shet Ma Mouf”: Learn to Persuade Camden, South Carolina, and You Can Persuade Anybody of Anything Anywhere.
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Date: 2007-02-02 10:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-02 10:15 pm (UTC)You know most people would say, "Not a goddamn thing", however in wingnut-land everything comes back to the evil liberals eventually.