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Words absolutely fail...

The US government wants the world's scientists to develop technology to block sunlight as a last-ditch way to halt global warming, the Guardian has learned. It says research into techniques such as giant mirrors in space or reflective dust pumped into the atmosphere would be "important insurance" against rising emissions, and has lobbied for such a strategy to be recommended by a major UN report on climate change, the first part of which will be published on Friday....

... Possible techniques include putting a giant screen into orbit, thousands of tiny, shiny balloons, or microscopic sulphate droplets pumped into the high atmosphere to mimic the cooling effects of a volcanic eruption. The IPCC draft said such ideas were "speculative, uncosted and with potential unknown side-effects"....

Mars, bitches!

When did our government turn into a fucking Looney Tunes cartoon? I mean seriously this is Wile E. Coyote territory.

Date: 2007-01-30 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-sunshine.livejournal.com
This article would have been funny if it had appeared on that old 'Dinosaurs' sitcom.

Date: 2007-01-30 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelbebop.livejournal.com
I swear this was an episode of Futurama. Even in a cartoon the giant mirror didn't work!

Date: 2007-01-30 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rexluscus.livejournal.com
Did we learn NOTHING from that "Simpsons" episode????

come to think of it, I can't recall how that one ends. But it was Mr. Burns who was attempting to block out the sun, so I'm pretty sure it didn't go well.

Date: 2007-01-30 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
Remember, the Republicans *are* the party who wasted millions of dollars on Star Wars while gutting the useful parts of the space program. These idiots wouldn't know good science if the ghost of Isaac Asimov bit them in the well-larded ass.

Date: 2007-01-30 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canellaphile.livejournal.com
Isaac Asimov is shuddering in his grave at that thought.

Date: 2007-01-30 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canellaphile.livejournal.com
I swear this was an episode of the Simpsons... didn't Mr. Burns try and do that?

lol...now I'm thinking about that "stonemasons" song.

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