My birthday comes early this year

[ebonlock]

Ann Coulter, felon:

Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections records show Coulter voted last week in Palm Beach's council election. Problem is: She cast her ballot in a precinct 4 miles north of the precinct where she owns a home — and that could be a big no-no.

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Here's the sticky part for The Right's Lady Macbeth: She wrote down an Indian Road address instead of Seabreeze on her voter's registration application. And she signed to certify the information as true.

"She never lived here," said Suzanne Frisbie, owner of the Indian Road home. "I'm Ann's Realtor, and she used this address to forward mail when she moved from New York."

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No matter, Florida statutes make it a third-degree felony to vote knowingly in the wrong precinct. Lying on a voter's registration can cost up to $5,000 and five years behind bars.

Happy birthday to me :)

Comments

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Oh, I got the giggles from that.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Coulter locked away on a felony rap for the next 5 years has been near the top of my Xmas list for years now. The mere idea of it is enough to make my toes curl...

[missjones.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but will it happen or will it be swept under the rug?

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Hard to say, but it's a nice thought while it lasts, isn't it?

[missjones.livejournal.com]

Oh no doubt. I think I've just given up on any wrongdoers in any way connected to the administration or Rep party being held accountable is all.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Especially in Florida.

[seachanges.livejournal.com]

Beat me to it. ;)

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Of course, how can we expect her to know which district to vote in? After all, she doesn't even know which countries fought alongside us in Vietnam.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Hmm, do you think she'll go with the ignorance defense in this case? It might put a crimp in her rabid female wingnut persona. Personally my money's on a liberal conspiracy to bring her down, aided and abetted by the liberal media, and a clearly terrorist-sympathizing realtor.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

The latter will be the first ploy used, of course. But the ignorance defense seems to be a swiftly popular option for repugnicans.

[technocowboy.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. You know damn well that nothing is going to be done about this. At all. Ever.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I know you're just trying to be the voice of reason here, but let me enjoy my little fantasy while it lasts ;)

[technocowboy.livejournal.com]

Oh, trust me, the thought of a (oh, crap, what was the gangster's name who got caught for tax evasion??)-esque arrest and throwing-into-a-Federal-pound-you-in-the-ass-prison sentence for this squawking twat would be a BIG freakin' party day for me, too. :)

[ebongreen.livejournal.com]

Capone, I believe, is the gangster in question.