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Happy as I am about many of the results from yesterday's elections, particularly here in California, this just about breaks my heart:

Supporters of the new standards said they will promote academic freedom. "It gets rid of a lot of dogma that's being taught in the classroom today," said board member John Bacon.

The new standards say high school students must understand major evolutionary concepts. But they also declare that the basic Darwinian theory that all life had a common origin and that natural chemical processes created the building blocks of life have been challenged in recent years by fossil evidence and molecular biology.

In addition, the board rewrote the definition of science, so that it is no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.

The new standards will be used to develop student tests measuring how well schools teach science. Decisions about what is taught in classrooms will remain with 300 local school boards, but some educators fear pressure will increase in some communities to teach less about evolution or more about creationism or intelligent design.

"What this does is open the door for teachers to bring creationist arguments into the classroom and point to the standards and say it's OK," said Jack Krebs, an Oskaloosa High School math teacher and vice president of Kansas Citizens for Science, which opposes the changes.


Gosh, imagine the power each and every one of us could control if we could just redefine whatever the hell we wanted to. It's almost enough to make one giddy, isn't it? If you could re-write the definition of any term to suit your particular ideology or needs, what would it be?

Date: 2005-11-09 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rexluscus.livejournal.com
I rewrote the definition of rent the other day. It's now no longer limited to the money that I pay on the first of the month so I can continue living in my apartment. My landlady objected to my views, but I told her to stop enfringing on my religious freedom and my godgiven right to do whatever the fuck I want even if it's completely retarded.

Date: 2005-11-09 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
Excellent start, you're to be commended for helping to promote academic freedom and freeing us from so much dogma. Very good work indeed.

Date: 2005-11-09 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rexluscus.livejournal.com
Naive libertarianism, here I come! :)

Date: 2005-11-09 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com
Actually, I was just htinking how much easier my AP Biology course would have been if I were to take it in Kansas.

1. Describe the process wherein cells divide.
God wills it, and it happens. As science is no longer limited by natural explanations, I feel that this is a perfectly acceptible scientific answer.

From there, the rest of the test would pretty much be a cakewalk.

Date: 2005-11-09 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
A small part of me cannot wait until these kids start practicing law and medicine in the great state of Kansas.

Date: 2005-11-09 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-sunshine.livejournal.com
Great. Now the smart kids are going to be burned as witches.

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