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Apparently this is for real:

"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed" by Katharine DeBrecht, yes it is a children's picture book about how scary and evil liberals are. Seriously. I'm not making this shit up. Go see for yourself if you don't believe me.

Rush Limbaugh, of course, just loves it.

Date: 2005-09-23 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] technocowboy.livejournal.com
Nothing surprises me about this at all. Saddens, yes. But no shock.

Jebus. Some people need to be beaten upside the head.

Date: 2005-09-23 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
Nothing surprises me about this at all. Saddens, yes. But no shock.

I think my favorite part are the charicatures of Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton on the cover. Because, as we all know, small children really do fear and actively loathe both of these political figures. I suspect the next book in the series will be "John Kerry *is* the Boogey Man!"

Date: 2005-09-23 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scar-let.livejournal.com
I suspect the next book in the series will be "John Kerry *is* the Boogey Man!"

That or "Help! Mom! Gays Are on the TV Telling Me How to Dress Nicely!"

Or perhaps "Help! Mom! Harry Potter is Initiating me Into a Heathen Cult!"?

Date: 2005-09-23 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
Scroll down to #10, someone's already way ahead of us :)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/05/214.html

Republikkkans

Date: 2005-09-23 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] h0h0.livejournal.com
I was made aware of the book several months ago by a republican fanatic on a list I'm on.

It was authored by a Bay Area woman and the art on the cover was done by a man in San Jose.

IMHO, it had to be written for five year olds so that the intended audience could understand it.

Date: 2005-09-24 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psyfic.livejournal.com
"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed"

Damn, but I look and look and I never find anything interesting under *my* bed...

We should do our own colouring books:

"The Reality-Based Community Welcomes Your Return"

"Let's Help John Get George's Head Out Of His Butt"

"So You Wanna Be a Doctor? You Need To Learn Real Science First, Bubba"

"Why Your Bible Is All Wrong: A History Of Translation
Errors & Deliberate Misinterpretations"

"Everyone Sins - Get Over It & Get Living"

"Brightly Coloured Gown, Silk Slippered Feet, Flashy Jewelry
Is He Gay Or Is He the Pope?"

"Love Is Too Precious To Bash:
Why Does Daddy Hate Uncle Mike & Uncle Steve?"

"Your Faith Is Like A Hemmorhoid:
Not All Have One, It Should Not Be Discussed
In Public, & Always Dealt With Privately"

"In Praise Of Science Since Your Kidney Stone
Didn't Pass With Prayer"

"Yes, You Can Be Good Without Being Religious"

"Gays Are People, Too"

"What Fiction Means - Why Harry Potter
Is Not A Demonology Manual"


Date: 2005-09-24 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eska-rina.livejournal.com
"Brightly Coloured Gown, Silk Slippered Feet, Flashy Jewelry
Is He Gay Or Is He the Pope?"

I want to marry that title O.o

Date: 2005-09-25 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
Dude, I think you've got yourself a publishing empire right there...

Date: 2005-09-25 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfsciene.livejournal.com
Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I know my heart was warmed when I saw this book at Bookshop Santa Cruz. I just wish I'd known someone to buy a copy for, they're extra on sale this weekend.

Doesn't really overpower the disgust, but it helps, at least.

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