Jon Stewart is god
Sep. 7th, 2005 08:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ebonlockGood lord have I missed the Daily Show, the Ed Helms report on Hurricane Katrina in particular had me absolutely howling. If you missed it:
The alphabetical list of disasters that the administation has faced and will face in the near future:
Ed Helms says:...through the President's leadership, he'll end up building a billion dollar damn in Arkansas.
Stewart: Why would he build a damn in Arkansas?
Helms: His plan will be to fight the water over there, so we don't have to fight it over here.
I for one welcome our new rodents of unusual size overlords. And hey, if we survive that we get to look forward to the clash of American forces versus Lord Voldemort and the Death Eaters!
The alphabetical list of disasters that the administation has faced and will face in the near future:
Ed Helms says:...through the President's leadership, he'll end up building a billion dollar damn in Arkansas.
Stewart: Why would he build a damn in Arkansas?
Helms: His plan will be to fight the water over there, so we don't have to fight it over here.
I for one welcome our new rodents of unusual size overlords. And hey, if we survive that we get to look forward to the clash of American forces versus Lord Voldemort and the Death Eaters!
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Date: 2005-09-08 03:15 pm (UTC)No, I'll have to record it tonight as it appears I'll be able to go to class, yay no night meetings this week!