Best summary of this president I've ever read

[ebonlock]

Thanks to Jesse over at Pandagon:

I wish I could say something novel or new about Bush's complete lack of savvy when it comes to good ideas, his steadfast opposition to anything that might actually work or help people, but I instead prefer to think of it as a one long, gloriously bad blind date. His lack of vetos akin to a wandering eye during dinner, his position on Social Security akin to an unshakable faith that there will be sex at the end of this date, whether you know it or not, he bravely suffers through the formal niceties of civilized societies until he can take his Axe-drenched body and drape it over yours creepily, whispering things in your ear that would be considered sweet nothings only in torture chambers and Young Republican mixers.

I've gotta remember to thank the people that set us up together...

Comments

[mallen.livejournal.com]

You forgot to mention about the roofies in your wine with dinner at a nice, but modestly priced chain restaurant where the servers are non-union and forced to wear flare to project an attitude of "fun" to patrons.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

You forgot to mention about the roofies in your wine with dinner at a nice, but modestly priced chain restaurant where the servers are non-union and forced to wear flare to project an attitude of "fun" to patrons

Heh, so more of an Olive Garden than a Denny's...I mean if they'd be serving wine and all :)