WTF, over.

[ebonlock]

I, uh...well, this sort of speaks for itself I guess:

But this installment of Harry Potter introduces a new theme — homosexuality. In Harry Potter and the Lavender Brigade, we discover that the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is expanding its curriculum base to provide mandatory training in homosexuality for all of its recruits. Harry discovered in Book One that he was born with witchcraft in his blood. Now, recent discoveries show that the same students born with the gift of magic also possess a genetic predisposition toward homosexuality. With this in mind, the goal of Hogwarts is to teach its students the proper and moral way to be homosexual witches. Students must learn about safety, monogamy, and even social etiquette.


Somebody has clearly stumbled upon too much slash fic on those internets...

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wwcwd? (what would christian wingnuts do?)

[aelfsciene.livejournal.com]

I'm torn as to which was my favorite part, really. I'd thought it was the bit about how "alternate reality fantasies" are the work of the devil (and immediately sent off the article to Kit, who's sequestered herself for several days to work on the sequel to Urban Shaman, which is clearly satan's own manuscript, with pagan gods appearing in our world), or maybe how T.H. White was satanic (though she condemned Disney's The Sword in the Stone instead of the books), but it's gotta be this, in the end:

"You can dress up cute little fairies in bonnets, but the minute they attempt to cast spells or invoke supernatural powers reserved to God, they become moral criminals."

I lurve my shelves and shelves full of moral criminality, is all I can say, and am all the more gleeful that I'm giving my (ostensibly Christian-raised) cousin fairy stuff for her birthday.