WTF, over.

[ebonlock]

I, uh...well, this sort of speaks for itself I guess:

But this installment of Harry Potter introduces a new theme — homosexuality. In Harry Potter and the Lavender Brigade, we discover that the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is expanding its curriculum base to provide mandatory training in homosexuality for all of its recruits. Harry discovered in Book One that he was born with witchcraft in his blood. Now, recent discoveries show that the same students born with the gift of magic also possess a genetic predisposition toward homosexuality. With this in mind, the goal of Hogwarts is to teach its students the proper and moral way to be homosexual witches. Students must learn about safety, monogamy, and even social etiquette.


Somebody has clearly stumbled upon too much slash fic on those internets...

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Comments

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

You know, I think I would be more surprised and/or confused if I hadn't grown up in a family where coming to these conclusions did not, in fact, involve a leap of logic of any kind. (I still love to tell the story of how I used to get lectured on the evil of idolatry by several aunts and uncles because I had a Debbie Gibson t-shirt -- shut up, I was ten -- that I wore all the time.)

But still. WTF?!?

You gotta admit, though, there's a nugget of yummy irony there, with the "genetic predisposition toward homosexuality" bit.

I laugh. Because I will cry if I don't.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

You gotta admit, though, there's a nugget of yummy irony there, with the "genetic predisposition toward homosexuality" bit.

Another beautiful example of the paradoxical nature of the wingnutty mind (such as it is). Two contrary concepts can co-exist because rational thought is thrown out the window and hardcore ideology embraced like a favorite teddy bear.

I laugh. Because I will cry if I don't.

I find myself doing that a lot these days...