WTF, over.

[ebonlock]

I, uh...well, this sort of speaks for itself I guess:

But this installment of Harry Potter introduces a new theme — homosexuality. In Harry Potter and the Lavender Brigade, we discover that the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is expanding its curriculum base to provide mandatory training in homosexuality for all of its recruits. Harry discovered in Book One that he was born with witchcraft in his blood. Now, recent discoveries show that the same students born with the gift of magic also possess a genetic predisposition toward homosexuality. With this in mind, the goal of Hogwarts is to teach its students the proper and moral way to be homosexual witches. Students must learn about safety, monogamy, and even social etiquette.


Somebody has clearly stumbled upon too much slash fic on those internets...

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Comments

[chaos-rose.livejournal.com]

My, that's a mighty-whitey site - not a doll of color to be found anywhere - even the Sacajawea doll is caucasian-featured. I guess that a 'beautiful girlhood' is limited to little white girls.

*cynical*

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

My, that's a mighty-whitey site - not a doll of color to be found anywhere - even the Sacajawea doll is caucasian-featured. I guess that a 'beautiful girlhood' is limited to little white girls.

My first thought when I checked out the site was, "Wow, this is what all toy stores would look like if the Nazis had won WWII." It's an Aryan fantasyland, isn't it?