Top 10 reasons why belly dance is better than sex

[ebonlock]

10.No need to worry about your reputation.
9. Encourages you to feel good about your body, whatever your size.
8. An excuse to buy frilly things because *you* like them.
7. The soundtrack is generally way better.
6. Your effort is always rewarded with applause.
5. No such thing as "unsafe" belly dance.
4. Never have to "fake it".
3. It's always more fun in groups, and no need for tarps.
2. Gorgeous costumes that don't require stiletto heels.

and

1. You can do it in public without getting arrested!

Comments

[tersa.livejournal.com]

7. The soundtrack is generally way better.

Unless of course you're getting to have sex set to a Berlin song.

:)

[tamago.livejournal.com]

1. You can do it in public without getting arrested!

Sadly, in many parts of the world this is not true, currently. I think that there should be a belly-dance-a-thon fundraiser for women's rights organizations.

[esmerel.livejournal.com]

Depends on your costuming, in some cases. Thankfully!

[esmerel.livejournal.com]

OH yeah, and that's hilarious, Ellie. :) I love it.