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cleolinda is doing write ups of the Lost episodes! If you didn't see last night's, you won't want to go read, but if you did or you don't care about the show and just want a good laugh, check out:
Tonight on Lost
So. Flashback. We see Charlie-not-Merry run from the stewardesses into the sweet, sweet embrace of Crackfarthing (Crackfarthing or Smackfarthing? Actually, I think it was Smackfarthing) in the bathroom and then the stewardesses come to get him and he tries to flush it and CRASH!
[...]
Kate finds Dr. Jack working on Shrapnel Guy, and let's just say she's got a reason to hope Shrapnel Guy doesn't come around, and Dr. Jack is all like, "Well, if the shrapnel stays in, he won't. If I take it out, and I control the blood loss, and we find antibiotics, and a hospital magically appears on the beach, he might make it," and she's all like, "Jack! We're gonna hike! In the jungle! You know, with the invisible CIA mechasaurs! SURELY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO COME WITH US AND PREVENT YOUR LOVE INTEREST FROM GETTING EATEN?" But the reverse psychology bit doesn't work and he's like, "Nope, gonna stay here with Shrapnel Guy," and Kate's like, "DAMMIT."
Back to Charlie, sneaking out into the woods back to the sweet embrace of Old Smacky.
[...]
Hiking, hiking, bitching, hiking. And then the invisible mechasaurs start rumbling through the jungle towards them OMG SO FAST and everybody runs except Snicker Bitch (who stands there and loses her shit royal, y'all. I mean she has a red-carpet, blue-label losing of the shit. They need to put her in the next Freddy vs. Predator whatever movie because girl can scream like a champ) and Jackhole.
Cleolinda makes everything so much more fun, doesn't she? I like the invisible CIA mechasaurs idea...
Made it up toelo_sf's last night to meet the new kitty (Shuuki is the best socialized and least neurotic cat I have ever encountered, she makes my two look like ADD kids on a sugar high). I ended up with a lap full of said kitty before the night was through and was very sad to have to dislodge her to head home. There was also much plotting for jakejr's upcoming birthday celebration. All other participants will be receiving an update soon. Hee.
cleolinda is doing write ups of the Lost episodes! If you didn't see last night's, you won't want to go read, but if you did or you don't care about the show and just want a good laugh, check out:Tonight on Lost
So. Flashback. We see Charlie-not-Merry run from the stewardesses into the sweet, sweet embrace of Crackfarthing (Crackfarthing or Smackfarthing? Actually, I think it was Smackfarthing) in the bathroom and then the stewardesses come to get him and he tries to flush it and CRASH!
[...]
Kate finds Dr. Jack working on Shrapnel Guy, and let's just say she's got a reason to hope Shrapnel Guy doesn't come around, and Dr. Jack is all like, "Well, if the shrapnel stays in, he won't. If I take it out, and I control the blood loss, and we find antibiotics, and a hospital magically appears on the beach, he might make it," and she's all like, "Jack! We're gonna hike! In the jungle! You know, with the invisible CIA mechasaurs! SURELY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO COME WITH US AND PREVENT YOUR LOVE INTEREST FROM GETTING EATEN?" But the reverse psychology bit doesn't work and he's like, "Nope, gonna stay here with Shrapnel Guy," and Kate's like, "DAMMIT."
Back to Charlie, sneaking out into the woods back to the sweet embrace of Old Smacky.
[...]
Hiking, hiking, bitching, hiking. And then the invisible mechasaurs start rumbling through the jungle towards them OMG SO FAST and everybody runs except Snicker Bitch (who stands there and loses her shit royal, y'all. I mean she has a red-carpet, blue-label losing of the shit. They need to put her in the next Freddy vs. Predator whatever movie because girl can scream like a champ) and Jackhole.
Cleolinda makes everything so much more fun, doesn't she? I like the invisible CIA mechasaurs idea...
Made it up to
elo_sf's last night to meet the new kitty (Shuuki is the best socialized and least neurotic cat I have ever encountered, she makes my two look like ADD kids on a sugar high). I ended up with a lap full of said kitty before the night was through and was very sad to have to dislodge her to head home. There was also much plotting for jakejr's upcoming birthday celebration. All other participants will be receiving an update soon. Hee.
