It's too darn hot

[ebonlock]

mallen I'm handing you this one on a silver platter.

Ok can someone tell me what the hell is up with the weather this summer? Now I expect the early June heatwave and temps in the 80's for the remainder of most of the summer. But this 90-100+ crap is beginning to seriously annoy me. And why, oh why, does it have to hit the week I'm moving? Have I done something to offend some weather gods? I'd be happy to appease them if only I knew who to send the offerings to.

The grass that was just beginnnig to bounce back is now turning all brown and crunchy again and I'm quite sure I'm going to lose a couple of the plants I bought at OSH. This sucks! Does anybody know when this heat wave is supposed to end?

Tonight I get to limp my way through belly dance class which, of course, isn't air conditioned. Somebody please shoot me now.

Oh and did I mention I got in this morning and my network was down...again? Please excuse me while I go pound my head against a hard surface for a few minutes until I feel better...or disrupt my short term memory, whichever comes first.

Crunches: Yeah, right.
Lawn: crunchy

Comments

[juliansinger.livejournal.com]

Toooooooooooooooooooooo darn hhhot!

(I'm not Mark, but I /am/ a Kate, so I feel justified in stealing this from him and noting that that's from Kiss Me Kate. And wow, I just read the lyrics 'cause I hadn't, ever. And my goodness.)

I had a housemate move when a hurricane was coming, once, but I think I prefer that to like 95 degree weather.

Re:

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Well Kate, if you can name two other songs from this particular show (from memory, not the internet, mind you) you get the gold star and smiley face }:)
And tomorrow I must rack my brain for a quote only Mark could possibly know...

I'm not a Kate but...

[princessmei.livejournal.com]

I Hate Men
and

Brush Up Your Shakespeare

(and the women you will wow)

Re: I'm not a Kate but...

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Well then you get a nice silver star instead *G*

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm Cole Porter. He's a naughty fellow.