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ebonlockFinally got to see that ep of the Daily Show last night and even though I knew what was coming, fell over laughing. Jon Stewart is a god.
Didn't get much done last night but it was kind of nice to be less than productive for a change. Did get the lawn mowed like I was supposed to, and watered the backyard but that was about it. Oh, I managed to bring the last of the plants over that I'd intended to keep and they're all set up so that's another thing checked off the list. The house looks ok though I'll want to at least mop the kitchen floor one more time before Sunday. That can definitely wait until after the yardsale, however.
I need to remember to call Goodwill either today or tomorrow and see about a pick up on Saturday, though if all the furniture goes it'll hardly be necessary. Aside from that I need to clean up a few things and price all the remaining stuff and then that's that. Aelf and I will whip up some signage and hang all that Saturday morning. Then we pray that folks show up I guess.
And I've had this idea nagging at me since Tuesday night so I'm just going to put it down in text and get it out of my system so maybe it'll bugger off.
PROMO SPOT-
ANNOUNCER: Next Tuesday on Queer Eye, have the Fab 5 finally met their match?
FAB 5 IN FABULOUS SUV THOM AT THE WHEEL, TED READING FROM FILE FOLDER ON THEIR NEXT SUBJECT-
TED: And it says here he lives in a dungeon.
CARSON: Kinky.
CUT TO FAB 5 RUNNING FULL TILT THROUGH HOGWARTS, CARSON PAUSES TO SMILE AND WAVE AT THE 7TH YEAR BOYS HEADING FOR THE QUIDDITCH FIELD AND IS YANKED AWAY BY KYAN.
IN SNAPE'S QUARTERS-
KYAN GAZING THOUGHTFULLY: I think we need to have a long talk about the proper use of product, my friend. Greasy hair went out with grunge.
THOM AND JAI ARE WREAKING MERRY HAVOK ON SNAPE'S QUARTERS-
THOM: This place is kind of like Phantom of the Opera meets Cool Hand Luke. And candelabra? That is so last century.
THOM YANKS SAID CANDELABRA FROM WALL AND WE HEAR A TREMENDOUS CRASH THEN THE HISS OF NOXIOUS FUMES AS THEY FILL THE ROOM. BOTH MEN LOOK AGHAST AND CLAMP HANDS OVER THEIR MOUTHS. THOM FAINTS DEAD AWAY, JAI IS TRANSFORMED INTO AN ADORABLE HAMSTER.
ANNOUNCER: As if the dungeon weren't bad enough, can the Fab 5 turn this dour potions master into a Slytherin Sex God?
SNAPE STANDS IN FRONT OF A FULL LENGTH MIRROR IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE AN UPSCALE MEN'S CLOTHING STORE. HIS HANDS ARE CLENCHED INTO FISTS, ONE EYE IS TWITCHING AND YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE STEAM SHOOTING OUT OF HIS EARS.
CARSON: I want to see you in a little color, now let's just try this pastel blazer...
SNAPE: Bring that monstrosity one step closer to me and I'll strangle you with your own entrails.
CARSON: (pauses a beat) Right, earth tones it is then.
CUT TO WHAT APPEARS TO BE A COMMUNITY CENTER ROOM, CHAIRS ARE ARRANGED IN A CIRCLE AND JAI (AGAIN IN HUMAN FORM) IS SITTING BESIDE A MORTIFIED SNAPE WHO IS TRYING VERY HARD TO MAKE HIMSELF INVISIBLE WITHOUT A WAND.
JAI: Come on, Severus, give the anger management support group a chance. You'll only get out of it what you put in.
SNAPE: Get splinched.
ANNOUNCER: Queer Eye for the Wizard Guy, only on Bravo!
THEME MUSIC: "All things just keep gettin' better!"
*relieved sigh* Thanks for letting me get that out of my system. :)
Didn't get much done last night but it was kind of nice to be less than productive for a change. Did get the lawn mowed like I was supposed to, and watered the backyard but that was about it. Oh, I managed to bring the last of the plants over that I'd intended to keep and they're all set up so that's another thing checked off the list. The house looks ok though I'll want to at least mop the kitchen floor one more time before Sunday. That can definitely wait until after the yardsale, however.
I need to remember to call Goodwill either today or tomorrow and see about a pick up on Saturday, though if all the furniture goes it'll hardly be necessary. Aside from that I need to clean up a few things and price all the remaining stuff and then that's that. Aelf and I will whip up some signage and hang all that Saturday morning. Then we pray that folks show up I guess.
And I've had this idea nagging at me since Tuesday night so I'm just going to put it down in text and get it out of my system so maybe it'll bugger off.
PROMO SPOT-
ANNOUNCER: Next Tuesday on Queer Eye, have the Fab 5 finally met their match?
FAB 5 IN FABULOUS SUV THOM AT THE WHEEL, TED READING FROM FILE FOLDER ON THEIR NEXT SUBJECT-
TED: And it says here he lives in a dungeon.
CARSON: Kinky.
CUT TO FAB 5 RUNNING FULL TILT THROUGH HOGWARTS, CARSON PAUSES TO SMILE AND WAVE AT THE 7TH YEAR BOYS HEADING FOR THE QUIDDITCH FIELD AND IS YANKED AWAY BY KYAN.
IN SNAPE'S QUARTERS-
KYAN GAZING THOUGHTFULLY: I think we need to have a long talk about the proper use of product, my friend. Greasy hair went out with grunge.
THOM AND JAI ARE WREAKING MERRY HAVOK ON SNAPE'S QUARTERS-
THOM: This place is kind of like Phantom of the Opera meets Cool Hand Luke. And candelabra? That is so last century.
THOM YANKS SAID CANDELABRA FROM WALL AND WE HEAR A TREMENDOUS CRASH THEN THE HISS OF NOXIOUS FUMES AS THEY FILL THE ROOM. BOTH MEN LOOK AGHAST AND CLAMP HANDS OVER THEIR MOUTHS. THOM FAINTS DEAD AWAY, JAI IS TRANSFORMED INTO AN ADORABLE HAMSTER.
ANNOUNCER: As if the dungeon weren't bad enough, can the Fab 5 turn this dour potions master into a Slytherin Sex God?
SNAPE STANDS IN FRONT OF A FULL LENGTH MIRROR IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE AN UPSCALE MEN'S CLOTHING STORE. HIS HANDS ARE CLENCHED INTO FISTS, ONE EYE IS TWITCHING AND YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE STEAM SHOOTING OUT OF HIS EARS.
CARSON: I want to see you in a little color, now let's just try this pastel blazer...
SNAPE: Bring that monstrosity one step closer to me and I'll strangle you with your own entrails.
CARSON: (pauses a beat) Right, earth tones it is then.
CUT TO WHAT APPEARS TO BE A COMMUNITY CENTER ROOM, CHAIRS ARE ARRANGED IN A CIRCLE AND JAI (AGAIN IN HUMAN FORM) IS SITTING BESIDE A MORTIFIED SNAPE WHO IS TRYING VERY HARD TO MAKE HIMSELF INVISIBLE WITHOUT A WAND.
JAI: Come on, Severus, give the anger management support group a chance. You'll only get out of it what you put in.
SNAPE: Get splinched.
ANNOUNCER: Queer Eye for the Wizard Guy, only on Bravo!
THEME MUSIC: "All things just keep gettin' better!"
*relieved sigh* Thanks for letting me get that out of my system. :)
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Date: 2004-07-22 09:23 am (UTC)So what would they do with Lupin? :)
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Date: 2004-07-22 09:36 am (UTC)So what would they do with Lupin? :)
Ah, well see the bigger idea behind this was that Snape was getting the makeover in preparation for a big blind date that Albus and set him up on. Of course the reveal would be that it was with Lupin :)