Which came first, the Coyote or the Egg?

[ebonlock]

This is just way too much fun:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what an interesting life you might have had in a parallel universe.

Comments

[tamago.livejournal.com]

I came to pick you up, but your boat was three hours late, do you remember that time? You disembarked looking like a Hollywood Screen Goddess and when I went in for a hello kiss you said, "Don't muss the hair." You were wearing a scarf over your head. But once we were in the cab you attacked me, nibbling my ears and sucking dark marks into my neck. At the hotel you left me to deal with the baggage. I could hardly stand, my knees were shaking so much. I got up to the room and found you had already made a conquest of the concierge. So I left the bags in the hall and went downstairs to get drunk in the bar.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

That concierge meant nothing to me, just a way to pass the time until you arrived, my dearest. And I was just as surprised as you when the maid and desk clerk arrived bearing champagne, a feather duster, and a rather large but interestingly shaped eggplant...

[tamago.livejournal.com]

Well, they were all out of zucchini.

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Well, they were all out of zucchini.

Good thing you always bring a few along. Though I hear the bell boy has never been quite the same...