Democrats: We’re like the TV’s Frank of the government.

The good folks at Sadly, No! are trying to come up with the perfect slogan for the Dems this fall:

“Democrats: We’re marginally less likely to march the whole country down the slow road to actual fascism.”

“Vote Democratic! We’ll probably kill fewer brown people than the other guys. Maybe.”

“Democrats - for when your biggest hope for government is that they won’t use your tax dollars to violate the Nuremberg laws, the Geneva Conventions, and your own damn Constitution.”

“Isn’t it time you voted for change? Of course not! What are you, high?!? Vote Democratic this fall.”

“Democrats! Because the invertebrate community deserves representation, too.”

“If you believe democracy works, raise your hand. Now, get in the line for the exit visas to Canada. The rest of you, vote Democratic!”

Got one of your own to contribute?

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Two quick things, first it appears that Dexter is going to start showing on CBS Sunday nights at 10 pm starting February 17. Sweet!

Also, if you've managed to sublimate most of your anger towards George Lucas over the past few years you might be interested in his new computer animated film Clone Wars, which you can catch the trailer for here. I can't help thinking Lucas was like, "Finally I won't even have to deal with pesky actors and can create my truest vision in its most pure and perfect format."