Democrats: We’re like the TV’s Frank of the government.

[ebonlock]

The good folks at Sadly, No! are trying to come up with the perfect slogan for the Dems this fall:

“Democrats: We’re marginally less likely to march the whole country down the slow road to actual fascism.”

“Vote Democratic! We’ll probably kill fewer brown people than the other guys. Maybe.”

“Democrats - for when your biggest hope for government is that they won’t use your tax dollars to violate the Nuremberg laws, the Geneva Conventions, and your own damn Constitution.”

“Isn’t it time you voted for change? Of course not! What are you, high?!? Vote Democratic this fall.”

“Democrats! Because the invertebrate community deserves representation, too.”

“If you believe democracy works, raise your hand. Now, get in the line for the exit visas to Canada. The rest of you, vote Democratic!”

Got one of your own to contribute?

Comments

[ebongreen.livejournal.com]

Democrats: Less Psychotic, More Pathetic

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Nice.

Democrats: At least we'll use lube.

[pikabot]

"Vote Democrat - We're somewhat different from those other guys."

[forkmonkey.livejournal.com]

Vote Democrat - Your woes can't be our fault - we're powerless!

Vote Democrat - Let a different set of corporations rule for the next few years. Sneakers are better than oil, anyway.