And I thought he smelled bad on the outside...

Just watched the last episode of "Venture Brothers" and I must admit that I'm torn between favorite lines for this one:

"Do you know what I do for a living?" "I don't know, card tricks and birthday parties?"

"All right, virgin, up in front of the target."

"Hank, you and Calligula take the rear...On second thought, Hank you and Freud are together, Calligula, you're on your own team."

"Dean, stop riding the perfect man, Brock has to kill him now."

And can I just say that dropping us into part two of a 3 part story was just brilliant? Oh hey, I just did. Love this show so very much...

Oh, for those interested, jacksonpublick has posted the titles for this season:

"Powerless in the Face of Death"
"Hate Floats"
"Assassinanny 911"
"Escape to the House of Mummies"
"20 Years to Midnight"
"Victor. Echo. November."
"Love-Bheits"
"Fallen Arches"
"Guess Who’s Coming to State Dinner?"
"I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills"
"¡Viva los Muertos!"
"Showdown at Cremation Creek"

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

So apparently the wingers are all hard at work trying to decide what to name the great Middle Eastern flameout of aught six. Will it be WWIII? But what about the Cold War, can't we count that too? The debate continues.

Meanwhile, the sick fucks of freeperland react to this:

ELEVEN children and seven adults were killed overnight in southern Lebanon, their bodies consumed by flames when an Israeli warplane opened fire on the convoy they were in, UN peacekeepers and hospital sources said. Their charred remains were extracted from the wreckage of the minibus and car they were travelling in and taken to hospital.

A doctor, Ali Zeineddine, said they were burned alive.

Pretty much as you'd expect:

4 posted on 07/15/2006 2:26:07 PM PDT by thoughtomator (Famous last words: "what does Ibtz mean?")

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To: yankeedame

kill'em all. let God sort'em out.

10 posted on 07/15/2006 2:31:49 PM PDT by pipecorp (Al Lahsucks coxswain hell)

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To: nikos1121

Yeah, they died, must have not read the leaflets.

13 posted on 07/15/2006 2:33:31 PM PDT by bybybill (`IF THE RATS WIN, WE LOSE)

To: LibFreeUSA
War is hell for the civilian population. Especially those on the enemy side.

Yep! Sure is. I'll bet just yesterday these "grilled" civilians were cheering on their Hezbollah buddies as Katyusha rockets were fired into Israel.

16 posted on 07/15/2006 2:35:33 PM PDT by Drew68

To: yankeedame

Didn't take these Jihadi cowards long to go from "open war" to crying for the cameras. Don't stop untill there's nothing left but vapors.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2001/Jihad.jpg

63 posted on 07/15/2006 3:57:35 PM PDT by RasterMaster

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To: grey_whiskers
Hold up those babies up.....and cry to the sky!......(but remember to take the suicide trainng belt off first!)
71 posted on 07/15/2006 4:27:45 PM PDT by Dallas59

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To: mother22wife21
To quote Tom Quick, Avenger of the Delaware, following dashing the head of an Indian baby on a rock, "From nits come lice".

74 posted on 07/15/2006 4:30:30 PM PDT by Mogger

To: yankeedame

boo friggin hoo.

just eliminating future terrorists IMO.

83 posted on 07/15/2006 5:40:34 PM PDT by Hammerhead

Ahhh the compassion of the Right, always a thing of beauty to behold. I'm glad Jesus' General is willing to wade into that cesspool so the rest of us don't have to.

One is forced to wonder if all of this was actually written in the fine print of the great Bush "Middle Eastern roadmap"...