Master Ninja

[ebonlock]

This one's for forkmonkey from one victim of crime to another to brighten your day:
Ninja4Hire

Because it is so wrong and yet so right:
Tiny Ninja Theater

And the best review I've read of LXG yet can be found on the Master Ninja page:


The movie "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" is an odd mix of quite good bits and quite bad bits, borne from a great idea and carried out very poorly. It's as if the combustion engine was made out of stone, Beethoven's 5th Symphony had been performed by a tone-deaf high-school band, or a Batman movie had been directed by Joel Schumacher. It has great potential, but it's ruined by poor execution.

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This is a case for...

[forkmonkey.livejournal.com]

Okay, so normally I'm rabidly anti-ninja. I crush ninjas beneath my jack-boots. But in this case, I may have to relent and hire a trio of ninjas to stalk the various parking areas around here and savagely murder anyone found tampering with a vehicle.

I'll have stickers made, like the neighboorhood watch stickers, but warning that there are ninjas to be reckoned with, not just elderly couples in station wagons with radios.