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Dec. 22nd, 2005 03:10 pmThe fine folks of Madison, Wisconsin respond to Bill O'Reilly's accusation that they commune with Satan:
Bill Lueders of the Isthmus isn’t shy about communing with Satan and seems to nail O’Reilly’s demented thought process, “Actually, I commune with Satan often, and consider him a pal. Not the scary Biblical Satan who eats babies and the like, but the kind of guy who is considered sinister by Bill O'Reilly and friends: You know, the kind who believes that government ought to be on the side of people in need, not people in greed; the kind who supports equality for woman and gay people; the kind who tries to be respectful of religious diversity and not trumpet the "majority" religion. That Satan. Praise be with him.”
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Alder Austin King says O’Reilly has his deities all mixed up, “I happen to know personally that more members of the Madison media commune with Bacchus than with Satan. Same can be said for the Council, and, I should think, our constituents. I did a little of that myself tonight.”
You should check out the rest, though the image at the top was what really cracked me up.
Bill Lueders of the Isthmus isn’t shy about communing with Satan and seems to nail O’Reilly’s demented thought process, “Actually, I commune with Satan often, and consider him a pal. Not the scary Biblical Satan who eats babies and the like, but the kind of guy who is considered sinister by Bill O'Reilly and friends: You know, the kind who believes that government ought to be on the side of people in need, not people in greed; the kind who supports equality for woman and gay people; the kind who tries to be respectful of religious diversity and not trumpet the "majority" religion. That Satan. Praise be with him.”
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Alder Austin King says O’Reilly has his deities all mixed up, “I happen to know personally that more members of the Madison media commune with Bacchus than with Satan. Same can be said for the Council, and, I should think, our constituents. I did a little of that myself tonight.”
You should check out the rest, though the image at the top was what really cracked me up.