No bell, no book, definitely no candle

[ebonlock]

TBogg links to Princess Senator Most Adorable of Delaware Sparkle Pony's (a.k.a. Christine "I Once Had a 'Date' on a Satanic Altar" O'Donnell) new tv ad. What does she want you to take away from this ad? Her stance on taxation? Her deep and heartfelt belief in the dominance of the free market?

Ha, no:

Remember people of Delaware, Christine O'Donnell is definitely not a witch. Oh sure she dabbled in college, but really who hasn't? So, in short, opposed to masturbation, not a witch and an honest to god legitimate candidate for the U.S. Senate. If this woman being taken seriously is not a sure sign of the Apocalypse I don't know what is.

Comments

[elenderel.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And, therefore, a witch. But all that aside ... she's not just nutty, she's scary-nutty. And wants to run for public office above and beyond the position of local animal control officer.

(Delaware is home to many, many credit card companies and banks, including a few that affect me personally, so I'm trying to keep an eye on the race there.)

[scoreboard.livejournal.com]

All I can think of is some witch watching this, and saying "you're ME? the fuck? You just said you weren't a witch..."

This is what happens when politics and governing get a divorce. The fact that this woman is taken seriously enough to win any sort of election...well, I for one welcome our new Chinese masters, and would like to remind them that as a trusted blogger and technologist I can be very useful in rounding up workers for the electronics plants...

[elenderel.livejournal.com]

Good point. I best start saving up those fortune cookie fortunes that help you pronounce random Chinese words, like "popcorn" and "TV."

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

Chinese? You're thinking too small, my money's on the human-brained mice overlords, who I am quite prepared to supply with cheese and doe-eyed serving boys.