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I'm hard pressed to decide which of the latest verbal turds dropped by David "Embarrassment of the NYT" Brooks is more infuriating. So I leave it up to you, dear reader, and put it to a vote.

First we have this beauty:

Gail, can I draw you into the America versus Europe debate? This is the old argument over which model of capitalism is better, the Anglo-American model or the continental one. It was recently rekindled by two bloggers extraordinaire — Jim Manzi and Jonathan Chait — and then joined by our colleague Paul Krugman.

My own background on this matter comes from having been a Wall Street Journal editorial writer in Brussels for more than four years early in the 1990s. I was sent there to flog American-style capitalism into the natives. I came away convinced that the American model is in fact better, but it was useless to try to persuade continental Europeans of this fact.

I became convinced that our system was better not for the wealth-generating reasons the current bloggers are arguing about, but because it leads to more exciting lives.
[...]
The continental model encourages less work at the cost of boredom. I knew people in Brussels who went to work at an organization at 25 sitting in one desk, and they could tell you exactly what desk they will be sitting in and what job they will be doing when they retire at 60 or 65. Yawn.


Yes, that's precisely how I'd describe the inherent instability of a boom and bust economy built to maximize the wealth of the privileged few over the stability of the majority...exciting! I mean heaven forfend any of us should be exposed to the boredom of a calm, secure future.

But wait, before you vote let me lay this nugget from his commentary on the Haiti tragedy on you:

Haiti, like most of the world’s poorest nations, suffers from a complex web of progress-resistant cultural influences. There is the influence of the voodoo religion, which spreads the message that life is capricious and planning futile.

[...]
The first of those truths is that we don’t know how to use aid to reduce poverty. Over the past few decades, the world has spent trillions of dollars to generate growth in the developing world. The countries that have not received much aid, like China, have seen tremendous growth and tremendous poverty reductions. The countries that have received aid, like Haiti, have not.


Haiti's problems couldn't possibly be attributable to its history of colonialism, slavery, one brutal repressive government after another. Nope, it's the fault of voodoo, clearly. As for the second quote, allow me to refer to Doghouse Riley who replies:

But I'd rather quibble about the notion of China "not receiving aid", since it has been the great beneficiary of our policy of unfettered acquisitiveness at no cost to the importer and retailer. It's like the old saying: Give a man a fish, and he'll have lunch; give a man license to set up a chain of seafood restaurants built and maintained by slave labor, designed to skirt US environmental and product safety laws, and those pesky near-living-wage labor costs while making "selling cheap shit cheap" the ridgepole of your economic policy, and he'll wind up eating your lunch.


Vote in comments, though I probably won't blame anyone for picking both.

Date: 2010-01-19 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rexluscus.livejournal.com
I'm going to go with the Haiti one, just for its sheer audacity in spouting authoritative-sounding bullshit about something he clearly knows nothing about. But the other one's pretty bad too.

Do not seek Crazy

Date: 2010-01-19 04:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You know I can't believe you someone who I consider far more intelligent than me listens to people who are for lack of a better word crazy, so rather than vote I will say this.
Seek not sanity from the insane, seek guidance from the enlightened.
John

Date: 2010-01-19 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
They're both pretty horrible, but #1 is in some ways worse because it shows so clearly that Brooks is an idiot. He LIVED in Europe, lived in a place where people don't have to worry about losing everything they own and living in a cardboard box behind a dumpster because they got sick or their kid got sick, and all he can do is whine about it not being exciting.

What an asshole. And a WHINER.

Date: 2010-01-19 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scoreboard.livejournal.com
David Brooks is Maureen Down without the leavening influence of hormone replacement therapy and white zin straight from the bottle. I don't give the Times five years.

Date: 2010-01-19 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reluctantgenius.livejournal.com
Put me down for c. Don't read David Brooks

Date: 2010-01-19 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonlock.livejournal.com
Ah but the problem is a lot of other people do...

Date: 2010-01-19 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eska-rina.livejournal.com
...you got to be seriously freaking priviledged if your main concern regarding your job is if you can or cannot tell what your job will be about when you retire. Seriously. Health Care > an *~exciting~* job. What a whiner.

But I'm going with the Haiti one. The capitalism one is stupid, but the Haiti one is... holy batman, that's just, idk, rude. Fucked up. ghfdgaj. People are duying and HE WANTS TO BLAME IT ON VOODOO?! IS HE FUCKING DUMB?! hgds!

Date: 2010-01-19 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlightnrain.livejournal.com
The Haiti one makes me want to hog tie him to Pat Robertson and stick them in a dark room at Cheyenne Mountain....

Date: 2010-01-19 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phillipalden.livejournal.com
There are so many self-serving soulless people out there, and so many of them have TV shows or newspaper columns. It's hard to decide who is the biggest douche-bag among them.

Can't we just ship all of them off to some island somewhere, surrounded by hungry sharks, preferably.

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