Apes don't read read philosophy.
Dec. 19th, 2007 10:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ebonlockYes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.
So the boys and girls at Sadly, No! have been making their slow, torturous way through the Doughy Pantload's magnum opus "Liberal Fascism" wherein:
Jonah has literally taken everyone who ever did anything bad and turned them into a liberal. Why did the Titanic crash? Because it was run by godless liberals who mocked the Lord by calling their ship unsinkable. Why was Janet Jackson’s nipple exposed at the Super Bowl? Because liberals designed her dress to pop open and undermine America’s sacred values. Abu Ghraib? Totally a result of the Left’s perversion of our cultural norms. Why was President Bush so slow to respond to Hurricane Katrina? Because he was playing a guitar, which is the consensus favorite instrument of… LIBERALS!!!
Today's moment of Zen is this actual sentence from the book:
"The white male is the Jew of liberal fascism."
Roy Edroso's comment really sums my own reaction up nicely too:
OK, now I know you’re putting me on.
I’ve made a pledge to wait till I’ve read the whole thing, but I must say there is no conceivable context in which that sentence is not totally insane.
Though El Cid's response is pretty damn good too:
The dude earlier who mentioned that this book really came down to an apologia for the KKK now wins hands down.
So the boys and girls at Sadly, No! have been making their slow, torturous way through the Doughy Pantload's magnum opus "Liberal Fascism" wherein:
Jonah has literally taken everyone who ever did anything bad and turned them into a liberal. Why did the Titanic crash? Because it was run by godless liberals who mocked the Lord by calling their ship unsinkable. Why was Janet Jackson’s nipple exposed at the Super Bowl? Because liberals designed her dress to pop open and undermine America’s sacred values. Abu Ghraib? Totally a result of the Left’s perversion of our cultural norms. Why was President Bush so slow to respond to Hurricane Katrina? Because he was playing a guitar, which is the consensus favorite instrument of… LIBERALS!!!
Today's moment of Zen is this actual sentence from the book:
"The white male is the Jew of liberal fascism."
Roy Edroso's comment really sums my own reaction up nicely too:
OK, now I know you’re putting me on.
I’ve made a pledge to wait till I’ve read the whole thing, but I must say there is no conceivable context in which that sentence is not totally insane.
Though El Cid's response is pretty damn good too:
The dude earlier who mentioned that this book really came down to an apologia for the KKK now wins hands down.
